Hot Dogs?  Who needs that Tube meat?

Burgers?  So 1950’s

Pizza? What are we, Ninja Turtles?

No, finally competitive eating contests deliver what the people want.  KALE!.

The article from the AP reads:

BUFFALO — An event at the Taste of Buffalo is being billed as the world’s healthiest eating championship.

Competitors sanctioned by Major League Eating are famous for downing hot dogs by the dozen but will compete for the Kale Cup at this year’s Taste of Buffalo food festival on Saturday. They’ll have eight minutes to consume as much of the leafy green vegetable as possible.

The winner will take home $2,000.

The Kale Yeah! contest is meant to highlight the healthier fare served alongside the chicken wings and ice cream at Buffalo’s annual food festival. The Independent Health Foundation’s Healthy Options program requires each vendor to offer a health-conscious menu item.

How much Kale can you eat in 8 minutes?  It’s like riding a Bull except its a vegetable that tastes like dirt!